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<generator>Blogsmith http://www.blogsmith.com/</generator><item><title>That Was Quick: Jeff Francoeur Back in the Major Leagues</title><link>http://mlb.fanhouse.com/2008/07/07/that-was-quick-jeff-francoeur-back-in-the-major-leagues/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://mlb.fanhouse.com/2008/07/07/that-was-quick-jeff-francoeur-back-in-the-major-leagues/</guid><comments>http://mlb.fanhouse.com/2008/07/07/that-was-quick-jeff-francoeur-back-in-the-major-leagues/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://mlb.fanhouse.com/category/atlanta/" rel="tag">Atlanta</a>, <a href="http://mlb.fanhouse.com/category/braves/" rel="tag">Braves</a>, <a href="http://mlb.fanhouse.com/category/nl-east/" rel="tag">NL East</a></p><img vspace="4" hspace="4" border="1" align="right" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.fanhouse.com/media/2008/07/jeff-francoeur-180sm.jpg" />Here's hoping that <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/tag/JeffFrancoeur/">Jeff Francoeur</a> didn't have his mail forwarded to Mississippi. Three days after the Braves made the decision to send the rightfielder to AA in an attempt to rediscover his swing, they've brought him back up to Atlanta. <br /><br />Ostensibly, the rash of injuries that struck the Braves over the weekend are the reason why Frenchy is back in the big leagues. <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/tag/MannyAcosta/">Manny Acosta</a>, <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/tag/OmarInfante/">Omar Infante</a> and <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/tag/JeffBennett/">Jeff Bennett</a> were all placed on the disabled list after last night's marathon with the Astros. GM <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/tag/FrankWren/">Frank Wren</a> says <a href="http://www.ajc.com/braves/content/sports/braves/stories/2008/07/07/francoeur_0708.html">that isn't the reason for the move</a>, interesting since the move would be illegal without players going on the DL. <br /><blockquote><span class="template"><span class="body">"It had everything to do with the four hits he had yesterday and seven hits he had in three days and starting to relax. It was not until we had our call with the coaches this morning we had made the decision. It was not predicated on injuries at all. When we felt like he was comfortable swinging the bat and looking like his old self, we wanted to bring him back."</span></span><br /></blockquote>That doesn't say much for Wren's decision-making. Francoeur pounded AA pitching for three days and that was enough to change your mind after 362 major league plate appearances? It's hard to understand why you'd bother sending him down at all, <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/2008/07/04/francoeur-sent-back-to-double-a-and-is-pretty-teed-off-at-the-wh/#cont">pissing him off in the process</a>, if the only reassurance you needed was that he's better than guys two levels away from the Show.<p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://mlb.fanhouse.com/2008/07/07/that-was-quick-jeff-francoeur-back-in-the-major-leagues/">That Was Quick: Jeff Francoeur Back in the Major Leagues</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://mlb.fanhouse.com">MLB FanHouse</a> on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 14:25:00 EST .  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But after the super-smart people at <a href="http://baseball-reference.com">Baseball-Reference</a> pointed me in the direction of just how historically bad it was, I was even more surprised. <br /><br />If you sort by one run games for every team since 1901, <a href="http://www.baseball-reference.com/games/situational.cgi?from=1901&amp;to=2008&amp;0=2&amp;1=3&amp;rsgtlt=gt&amp;rs=5&amp;ragtlt=gt&amp;ra=5&amp;2=6&amp;trgtlt=gt&amp;tr=10&amp;3=9&amp;mvgtlt=eq&amp;mv=1&amp;4=10&amp;owlsgtlt=gt&amp;owls=.500&amp;sortby=WP&amp;teams=team&amp;years=each&amp;submit=Run+Situation">the Braves rank <strong>dead last</strong></a> (#2212) in terms of one run game winning percentage. Yes, over the past 108 years, there has not been a team with a worse relative record in one run games in baseball. Which is pretty astounding. <br /><br />It's also oddly uplifting, if you're a Braves fan though. See, one run games <a href="http://www.baseballthinkfactory.org/btf/scholars/ruane/articles/onerun.htm">are primarily luck</a>. Certainly not all luck, but certain "breaks" in the game often dictate how a one run game will shape out, and a 4-21 record is not indicative of the overall talent on Atlanta this year.<br /><br />Also, the poor record in one run games would seem to indicate a shift in luck for the Braves -- despite the "losing mentality" that you hear about, Atlanta <em>should</em> see a reversal of fortune in some of these close games during the second half of the season. <br /><br />Given the state of the National League East where Philly is kind-of-sort-of surging, but no one is dominant, that could actually bear out pretty well for the ATL. The downside, of course, is that Braves players are dropping like flies to injury. Of course, not every baseball season is chock full of good luck. This might still be one of them that stays without.<p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://mlb.fanhouse.com/2008/07/06/the-braves-have-been-historically-unlucky-this-season/">The Braves Have Been Historically Unlucky This Season</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://mlb.fanhouse.com">MLB FanHouse</a> on Sun, 06 Jul 2008 16:00:00 EST .  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First you will see awkward descriptions of bat shaving and sexual innuendo. Then you will see <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/tag/YunelEscobar/">Yunel Escobar</a> foul a ball that hits the ground and then hits him in the man-regions. The announcers (admittedly not "doctors") give the wrong diagnosis at first.<br /><br />
<div><object width="420" height="339"><param name="movie" value="http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/x60o11" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><embed src="http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/x60o11" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="420" height="339" allowFullScreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always"></embed></object><br /><br />Is it just me or have the amount of nutshots we've seen lately just been a little <em>too</em> out of hand? There are always people getting tagged in the groin, sure, but it seems like there's a rash right now. Of shots.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/phillies-announcers-have-a-ball-and-a-shaved-bat-18639"><em>Via SBB</em></a></div><p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://mlb.fanhouse.com/2008/07/04/yunel-escobar-fouls-a-ball-off-his-well-um-you-know/">Yunel Escobar Fouls a Ball Off His, Well, Um, You Know</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://mlb.fanhouse.com">MLB FanHouse</a> on Fri, 04 Jul 2008 21:45:00 EST .  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He, unsurprisingly, <a href="http://www.ajc.com/services/content/sports/braves/stories/2008/07/04/francoeur_0704.html?cxtype=rss&amp;cxsvc=7&amp;cxcat=21">is not thrilled</a> with the decision.<br /><blockquote>"This has really put a damper on my relationship with the Atlanta Braves," Francoeur told the AJC.<br /><br />"I love playing for the city, I love playing for the fans and always have," said Francoeur, a graduate of Parkview High School in Lilburn. "But I'm disappointed with the decision and how the whole process went down."<br /><br /><span class="template"><span class="body">[...]"I do not agree with this, but I have to do what I have to do," Francoeur said.<br /><br /></span></span><span class="template"><span class="body">Francoeur said he was given the option of going to AAA Richmond and AA Mississippi and chose Mississippi because of his relationship with manager Phillip Wellman, who was his hitting coach when he was last in the minors in Mississippi in 2005.</span></span><br /></blockquote>Well, honestly, you can't blame him. Getting shipped to the minors by a team that's under .500 is pretty daggum embarrassing. It's not as if Frenchy has never struggled either; he's pretty notorious for having an OBP that registers F-A-I-L on most standard measuring devices.<br /><br />But this move better be designed to angrily motivate the outfielder, because the last thing <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/tag/FrankWren/">Frank Wren</a> needs at this juncture is to chafe the fanbase any more. Even then it might be too late, as it sounds like Frenchy is going to remember this come contract time. (To sum up: the smarter move would have been to let him work through it at the big league level.)<br /> <br /> <strong>Fantasy Spin:</strong> Francoeur hasn't done anything this year worthwhile, but he won't be in the minors for more than two weeks, and that makes him a nice buy low right now. I expect a large second half, although if your league is heavily based on OBP, you might want to think twice.<p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://mlb.fanhouse.com/2008/07/04/francoeur-sent-back-to-double-a-and-is-pretty-teed-off-at-the-wh/">Francoeur Sent Back to Double-A and Is Pretty Teed Off at the Whole Process</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://mlb.fanhouse.com">MLB FanHouse</a> on Fri, 04 Jul 2008 16:15:00 EST .  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Pitchers dropping like flies. Guys hitting .400 careening foul balls off their eyes. <br /><br />But despite all of that, there is hope Braves fans. It comes in the form of <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/tag/TommyHanson/">Tommy Hanson</a> (not actually pictured), who <a href="http://www.minorleaguebaseball.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20080625&amp;content_id=423287&amp;vkey=news_milb&amp;fext=.jsp&amp;partnerId=rss_atl">pitched the first no-hitter</a> in Mississippi Braves history last night, striking out a whooping 14 in the process.<br /><blockquote>"It was awesome, by far the best time I've ever had pitching in a game my whole life," Hanson said following a clubhouse celebration. "It was great. The fans were up clapping, it was an awesome time."<br /><br />[...]"I was kind of sitting in the corner of the dugout and guys would walk by and say, 'Good job,' but you could kind of tell they were all staying away," Hanson said. "I knew they hadn't gotten a hit, but I was trying not to think about it. It was kind of funny."<br /></blockquote>Nothing like the old awkward jinx factor. Now, Hanson might not be headed to the majors this year (although if he keeps throwing no-hitters and the Braves need pitchers, who knows?) but it could certainly happen, especially with no real knowledge about how <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/tag/FrankWren/">Frank Wren</a> likes to roll with prospects. <br /><br />More than likely, he's going to get promoted to Richmond and if he pitches well there, he'll get some time in the bigs. But Braves fans, as much as this season isn't over, should remember that this kid = future. So be patient.<p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://mlb.fanhouse.com/2008/06/26/hope-springs-and-all-that-junk-for-braves-fans-in-the-form-of-to/">Hope Springs and All That Junk for Braves Fans in the Form of Tommy Hanson</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://mlb.fanhouse.com">MLB FanHouse</a> on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 10:00:00 EST .  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Judging by the <strike>drunken</strike> fans screaming "GO COW!", I'm a little less angry than I thought I would be, when I finally saw the giant, <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/2008/06/18/braves-acquire-tomahawk-chopping-40-foot-cow-in-huge-mid-season/">40 foot tall, tomahawk chopping co</a>w that is now the center of <strike>idolizing worship</strike> fan festivities in Atlanta. <a href="http://&lt;object width=" name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/jZS6P3pQ6vs&amp;hl=en" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/jZS6P3pQ6vs&amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="344">Superb work by UmpBump</a> to pull this in.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/jZS6P3pQ6vs&amp;hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/jZS6P3pQ6vs&amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />I would also like to point out that no matter how much people are cheering right now, in a few months, I think the whole giant cow thing will grow stale. And then Braves will have a real ... beef with their fans.<br /><br /><em>Via <a href="http://deadspin.com/5019116/the-politically-incorrect-cow">Deadspin</a></em><p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://mlb.fanhouse.com/2008/06/24/behold-peasants-the-40-foot-tall-tomahawk-chopping-cow/">Kneel and Behold, Peasants, the 40 Foot Tall Tomahawk Chopping Cow</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://mlb.fanhouse.com">MLB FanHouse</a> on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 13:00:00 EST .  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His lack of walks has made him totally reliant on batting average to be a productive player. He's hitting just .243 this season, which makes him a drag on the Atlanta offense, and just .207 at night. The Braves hope that the problem is one that can be fixed with the help of an optometrist. <br /><br />Francoeur is <a href="http://www.ajc.com/sports/content/sports/braves/stories/2008/06/23/francoeur_0624.html">being fitted with a contact lens</a> for his right eye in an effort to help him with a better approach at the plate. His vision in the eye has steadily deteriorated since he got plunked in the head in 2004. <br /><blockquote>
<p>"We'll see what happens. I'm near-sighted in my right eye a little since I had surgery [for multiple fractures of his right cheek and orbital bone around the eye]. I'm not making excuses, but I feel like I haven't been able to recognize pitches. I've only got to wear it at night."</p>
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<p>It's worth noting that last season Francoeur had no trouble hitting at night. He produced a .301/.351/.466 line compared to .273/.303/.390 during the day. <br /></p>
<p>The success of the lens may be the one thing that stops Francoeur from being a one-hit wonder. His 2004 rookie season increasingly looks like a fluke. He was terrible in 2005, okay in 2006 and is back to the dregs this season and, even at 24, you have to wonder how many more chances he'll get to turn things around</p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://mlb.fanhouse.com/2008/06/24/jeff-francoeur-trying-a-contact-lens-to-snap-his-batting-woes/">Jeff Francoeur Trying a Contact Lens to Snap His Batting Woes</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://mlb.fanhouse.com">MLB FanHouse</a> on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 10:40:00 EST .  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No, it's because Jerry Manuel will be managing his first home game at Shea Stadium since taking over for <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/tag/WillieRandolph/">Willie Randolph</a>. The nature of that dismissal has been debated to death in New York since then but it will still be interesting to see how the hometown faithful react in their first look at the team since Black early Tuesday morning. <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/2008/06/23/jerry-manuel-knows-that-fertilizer-helps-the-plants-grow/#comments">Manuel's fertilizer comments</a>, which seem like little more than a tabloid trying to make a stink where none exists, could also play a role in how he's greeted. If Santana pitches well, and no reason he shouldn't against the Mariners, it should all end up as a lovefest by the end of the night. <strong><br /></strong><strong><br /><br />Arizona Diamondbacks (39-37) at Boston Red Sox (47-31) - 7:05 PM ET</strong><br /><br />Just what the slumping Diamondbacks don't need to snap their bats to life, a trip to Fenway and <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/tag/JoshBeckett/">Josh Beckett</a> staring them in the face. They've scored more than three runs just once in their last nine games and scored but six runs while getting swept by the Twins over the weekend. Luckily have <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/tag/DanHaren/">Dan Haren</a> throwing for them tonight. The Diamondbacks have won his last four starts but it's easy to see that streak coming to an end if their hitters don't start pulling their weight. <br /><br /><strong>Milwaukee Brewers (41-34) at Atlanta Braves (38-39) - 7:10 PM ET<br /><br /></strong>The latest round in the battle for the eternal soul of Milwaukee baseball sees the two combatants heading in very different directions. The Braves have lost 10 of their last 16 while the Brewers have saved their season with a 21-10 since the middle of May. <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/tag/BenSheets/">Ben Sheets</a> has been a big part of the recent good play. He's 4-0 with a 2.11 ERA in his last six starts. His chances of extending that run get a boost with word that <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/tag/ChipperJones/">Chipper Jones</a> <a href="http://nationalpost.pa-sportsticker.com/default.aspx?s=mlb-news-display&amp;nid=A77401581214184240A">will miss a third straight start</a> thanks to injured quadriceps.<br /> <br /> Everyone else:<br />
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    <li>Angels at Nationals - 7:10 PM ET</li>
    <li>Rockies at Royals - 8:10 PM ET<br />   </li>
</ul><p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://mlb.fanhouse.com/2008/06/23/on-deck-welcome-home-jerry-manuel/">On Deck: Welcome Home, Jerry Manuel</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://mlb.fanhouse.com">MLB FanHouse</a> on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 13:00:00 EST .  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And it's not as easy as you'd think.<br /><br />Oh, and in totally unrelated news, <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/tag/ChipperJones/">Chipper Jones</a> (right quad) and <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/tag/YunelEscobar/">Yunel Escobar</a> (right hip) are now hurt and day-to-day. Here's the list of injuries.<br /><blockquote>A. Spontaneously combusted in a flash of green light.<br />B. Hit self in the face with a batting practice foul ball.<br />C. Either returned to world of jazz or died.<br />D. Killed in swamp gas explosion while visiting the grave of Mick Shrimpton.<br />E. Out till the All-Star break with a bad elbow and a bad case of Shea Flu.<br />F. Choked to death on vomit. Not his own vomit.<br />G. Still active. Wrapped in bubble wrap nightly to prevent accidents.<br />H. May not, in fact, actually exist anywhere outside of the disabled list.<br />I. Fell down the Wrigley Field dugout stairs.<br />J. Exploded onstage.<br />K. Sent back into the Terminator shop for repairs.<br />L. His trick elbow is in, then out, then in, and now out.<br />M. Died in a bizarre gardening accident.<br />N. Out for the year with ligament replacement surgery. Will harvest the ligament from Johan Santana.<br /></blockquote>See? Not all that easy to decipher. Aside from the keywords like "Wrigley Field" and "foul ball" -- then you can at least separate them into ST v. AB categories and work from there. Of course, it obviously gets tougher if you haven't seen <em>Spinal Tap</em>, but then every minute more you spend watching moving pictures or reading the internet is about as worthwhile as a <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/tag/MikeHampton/">Mike Hampton</a> contract extension.<p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://mlb.fanhouse.com/2008/06/22/braves-have-not-hit-big-bottom-yet/">Braves Have Not Hit Big Bottom Yet</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://mlb.fanhouse.com">MLB FanHouse</a> on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 12:45:00 EST .  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This isn't a scolding, it's pure curiosity. I figured that you can avoid dehydration by drinking plenty of water. If Maslow had constructed a Hierarchy of Preventative Health Measures, wouldn't "drink water to prevent dehydration" be only a level up from "breathe to prevent asphyxiation"?<br /><br />Today's Dugout is a construction of the only possible understandable scenario I could think of. Necessarily, it is a Spaghetti Western. Read it after the jump.<br /><style type="text/css"> <!-- @import url("http://fanhouse.progressiveboink.com/fanhouse.css"); --> </style><br />
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            <p><strong>**OnlineHost** Welcome to June 1 Chat! </strong></p>
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            <p><strong>**OnlineHost** Tim Hudson has surrendered the first run of the game, breaking a scoreless tie. </strong></p>
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            <p><strong>bobbycoxer:</strong> What are you gonna say, "anyone can hang a pitch?" No one misses when they're at the end of my rope! Let me tell you something! When you feel that rope around your neck, you can feel the Devil bite your ass! </p>
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            <p><strong>HudsonHawk:</strong> Yeah, you're right. It's getting tougher. </p>
            <p>I figure our game is untied. </p>
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            <p><strong>HudsonHawk:</strong> This game only has about six innings left. Now if you save your breath, I feel a man like you can manage it. </p>
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            <p><strong>**OnlineHost** Tim Hudson has left the game. </strong></p>
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            <p><strong>bobbycoxer:</strong> YOU FILTHY BASTARD COME BACK HERE</p>
            <p>IF I EVER CATCH YOU, BALDY, I'LL RIP YOUR HEART OUT AND EAT IT! I'LL SKIN YOU ALIVE! I'LL HANG YOU BY YOUR THUMBS! YOU PIG!</p>
            <p>/kicks dirt </p>
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            <p><strong>HudsonHawk:</strong> /tips cap</p>
            <p>Such ingratitude after all the times I started your games. </p>
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            <p><strong>**OnlineHost** Welcome to June 12 Chat! </strong></p>
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            <th><a href="http://scoreboards.aol.com/baseball/mlb/player/111114/player.aspx"></a><a href="http://atlanta.braves.mlb.com/team/coach_staff_bio.jsp?c_id=atl&amp;coachorstaffid=87101162759"><img height="90" width="65" border="0" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.fanhouse.com/media//2007/10/bobbycox.jpg" alt="" /></a></th>
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            <p><strong>bobbycoxer:</strong> /pencils in Tim Hudson for day's start </p>
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            <th><a href="http://scoreboards.aol.com/baseball/mlb/player/111114/player.aspx"></a><a href="http://atlanta.braves.mlb.com/team/coach_staff_bio.jsp?c_id=atl&amp;coachorstaffid=87101162759"><img height="90" width="65" border="0" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.fanhouse.com/media//2007/10/bobbycox.jpg" alt="" /></a></th>
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            <p><strong>bobbycoxer:</strong> I don't know. As soon as I hit the ballpark, I'm thirsty. </p>
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            <p><strong>HudsonHawk:</strong> /fills paper cup from Gatorade cooler </p>
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            <th><a href="http://scoreboards.aol.com/baseball/mlb/player/111114/player.aspx"></a><a href="http://atlanta.braves.mlb.com/team/coach_staff_bio.jsp?c_id=atl&amp;coachorstaffid=87101162759"><img height="90" width="65" border="0" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.fanhouse.com/media//2007/10/bobbycox.jpg" alt="" /></a></th>
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            <p><strong>bobbycoxer:</strong> /draws six-shooter </p>
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            <p><strong>**OnlineHost** Bobby Cox has shot the cup out of his hand. </strong></p>
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            <th><a href="http://scoreboards.aol.com/baseball/mlb/player/111114/player.aspx"></a><a href="http://atlanta.braves.mlb.com/team/coach_staff_bio.jsp?c_id=atl&amp;coachorstaffid=87101162759"><img height="90" width="65" border="0" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.fanhouse.com/media//2007/10/bobbycox.jpg" alt="" /></a></th>
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            <p><strong>bobbycoxer:</strong> Like that you won't have to carry so much! </p>
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            <p><strong>HudsonHawk:</strong> What are we doing? </p>
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            <p><strong>bobbycoxer:</strong> No, it's what <strong>you're</strong> doing, amigo. Pitching from a mound of sun-baked dirt. Francouer's going out that way. McCann's at the backstop.</p>
            <p>But no one will set foot in that hell! Except you! </p>
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            <p><strong>HudsonHawk:</strong> /look of disdain </p>
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            <th><a href="http://scoreboards.aol.com/baseball/mlb/player/111114/player.aspx"></a><a href="http://atlanta.braves.mlb.com/team/coach_staff_bio.jsp?c_id=atl&amp;coachorstaffid=87101162759"><img height="90" width="65" border="0" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.fanhouse.com/media//2007/10/bobbycox.jpg" alt="" /></a></th>
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            <p><strong>bobbycoxer:</strong> What was it you told me?</p>
            <p>"If you save your breath, I feel a man like you could manage it." </p>
            <p>Now go! </p>
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            <th><a href="http://scoreboards.aol.com/baseball/mlb/player/111114/player.aspx"></a><a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/tag/MannyRamirez/"></a></th>
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            <p><strong>**OnlineHost** Tim Hudson pitches through the heat of the scorching sun. </strong></p>
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            <p><img height="150" width="225" border="0" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.fanhouse.com/media//2008/06/fist_desert.jpg" alt="" /></p>
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            <p><img height="150" width="225" border="0" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.fanhouse.com/media//2008/06/fist_hudson1.jpg" alt="" /></p>
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            <th><a href="http://scoreboards.aol.com/baseball/mlb/player/111114/player.aspx"></a><a href="http://atlanta.braves.mlb.com/team/coach_staff_bio.jsp?c_id=atl&amp;coachorstaffid=87101162759"><img height="90" width="65" border="0" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.fanhouse.com/media//2007/10/bobbycox.jpg" alt="" /></a></th>
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            <p><strong>bobbycoxer:</strong> /sits on horse, holds up parasol for shade </p>
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            <p><img height="150" width="225" border="0" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.fanhouse.com/media//2008/06/fist_desert.jpg" alt="" /></p>
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            <p><img height="150" width="225" border="0" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.fanhouse.com/media//2008/06/fist_hudson2.jpg" alt="" /></p>
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            <th><a href="http://scoreboards.aol.com/baseball/mlb/player/111114/player.aspx"></a><a href="http://atlanta.braves.mlb.com/team/coach_staff_bio.jsp?c_id=atl&amp;coachorstaffid=87101162759"><img height="90" width="65" border="0" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.fanhouse.com/media//2007/10/bobbycox.jpg" alt="" /></a></th>
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            <p><strong>bobbycoxer:</strong> /cackles, drinks Gatorade from canteen </p>
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            <p><img height="150" width="225" border="0" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.fanhouse.com/media//2008/06/fist_desert.jpg" alt="" /></p>
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            <p><img height="150" width="225" border="0" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.fanhouse.com/media//2008/06/fist_hudson3.jpg" alt="" /></p>
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            <th><a href="http://scoreboards.aol.com/baseball/mlb/player/111114/player.aspx"></a><a href="http://kids.aol.com/KOL/2/Sports/MLB/player/tim-hudson/6245"><img height="90" width="65" border="0" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.fanhouse.com/media//2008/06/tim_hudson.jpg" alt="" /></a></th>
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            <p><strong>HudsonHawk:</strong> /collapses, rolls down mound </p>
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            <th><a href="http://scoreboards.aol.com/baseball/mlb/player/111114/player.aspx"></a><a href="http://atlanta.braves.mlb.com/team/coach_staff_bio.jsp?c_id=atl&amp;coachorstaffid=87101162759"><img height="90" width="65" border="0" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.fanhouse.com/media//2007/10/bobbycox.jpg" alt="" /></a></th>
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            <p><strong>bobbycoxer:</strong> And so, Baldy, it's goodbye.</p>
            <p>/turns to signal to bullpen </p>
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            <p><strong>**OnlineHost** A driverless Confederate Army carriage gallops onto the field. </strong></p>
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            <th><a href="http://scoreboards.aol.com/baseball/mlb/player/111114/player.aspx"></a><a href="http://atlanta.braves.mlb.com/team/coach_staff_bio.jsp?c_id=atl&amp;coachorstaffid=87101162759"><img height="90" width="65" border="0" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.fanhouse.com/media//2007/10/bobbycox.jpg" alt="" /></a></th>
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            <p><strong>bobbycoxer:</strong> WHOA WHOA WHOA</p>
            <p>/halts horses </p>
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            <th><a href="http://scoreboards.aol.com/baseball/mlb/player/111114/player.aspx"></a><a href="http://atlanta.braves.mlb.com/team/coach_staff_bio.jsp?c_id=atl&amp;coachorstaffid=87101162759"><img height="90" width="65" border="0" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.fanhouse.com/media//2007/10/bobbycox.jpg" alt="" /></a></th>
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            <p><strong>bobbycoxer:</strong> /rummages through corpses, pockets jewelry and snuff boxes </p>
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            <th><a href="http://scoreboards.aol.com/baseball/mlb/player/111114/player.aspx"></a><a href="http://scoreboards.aol.com/baseball/mlb/player/111260/player.aspx"><img height="90" width="65" border="0" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.fanhouse.com/media//2007/11/john_smoltz.jpg" alt="" /></a></th>
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            <p><strong>jewish_smores:</strong> /falls out of carriage</p>
            <p>WATER</p>
            <p>WATER </p>
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            <th><a href="http://scoreboards.aol.com/baseball/mlb/player/111114/player.aspx"></a><a href="http://scoreboards.aol.com/baseball/mlb/player/111260/player.aspx"><img height="90" width="65" border="0" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.fanhouse.com/media//2007/11/john_smoltz.jpg" alt="" /></a></th>
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            <p><strong>jewish_smores:</strong> 200 INNINGS PITCHED</p>
            <p>IT'S YOURS, JUST BRING ME WATER </p>
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<h6><span>Photos link to player info.</span> 		<a href="http://wordupthome.com/">WordUpThome.com</a> Photo Credit: Getty, Creative Commons </h6>
</div><p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://mlb.fanhouse.com/2008/06/14/the-dugout-a-fistful-of-dehydration/">The Dugout: A Fistful of Dehydration</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://mlb.fanhouse.com">MLB FanHouse</a> on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 14:14:00 EST .  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.</p><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://mlb.fanhouse.com/2008/06/14/the-dugout-a-fistful-of-dehydration/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://mlb.fanhouse.com/forward/1225593/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.technorati.com/cosmos/search.html?rank=&amp;fc=1&amp;url=http://mlb.fanhouse.com/2008/06/14/the-dugout-a-fistful-of-dehydration/" title="Linking Blogs">Linking&nbsp;Blogs</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://mlb.fanhouse.com/2008/06/14/the-dugout-a-fistful-of-dehydration/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>bobbycox</category><category>bobbycoxer</category><category>dugout_hudsonhawk</category><category>timhudson</category><dc:creator>Jon Bois</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 14 Jun 2008 14:14:00 EST </pubDate></item><item><title>It Takes a Baseball to the Face to Stop Chipper Jones From Getting Hits</title><link>http://mlb.fanhouse.com/2008/06/14/it-takes-a-baseball-to-the-face-to-stop-chipper-jones-from-getti/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://mlb.fanhouse.com/2008/06/14/it-takes-a-baseball-to-the-face-to-stop-chipper-jones-from-getti/</guid><comments>http://mlb.fanhouse.com/2008/06/14/it-takes-a-baseball-to-the-face-to-stop-chipper-jones-from-getti/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://mlb.fanhouse.com/category/atlanta/" rel="tag">Atlanta</a>, <a href="http://mlb.fanhouse.com/category/braves/" rel="tag">Braves</a>, <a href="http://mlb.fanhouse.com/category/nl-east/" rel="tag">NL East</a>, <a href="http://mlb.fanhouse.com/category/mlb-injuries/" rel="tag">MLB Injuries</a></p><img vspace="4" hspace="4" border="1" align="right"  src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.fanhouse.com/media/2008/06/chipper-jones-180sm.jpg" alt="" />Maybe there's something to that curse on the Braves that <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/2008/06/13/now-we-know-why-everyone-on-the-braves-and-indians-are-hurt/">Matt Snyder was talking</a> about yesterday. It's hard to believe in such things, no matter how many members of Atlanta's team are currently disabled, but when players start knocking themselves out of the game during batting practice, it's hard to come up with another explanation. <br /><br />That's why Chipper Jones wasn't in the lineup for Atlanta's victory against the Angels last night. During batting practice, one of his cuts sent a ball into the bar atop the cage. It went right back at Jones and <a href="http://www.ajc.com/sports/content/sports/braves/stories/2008/06/13/chipper_0614.html">struck him in the face</a>. Jones is so hot right now the ball then bounced off him and landed for a clean single the opposite way. <br /><br />If you still find yourself wondering how Jones is hitting .414 at this late date in the season, read on a little longer. 15 minutes after taking a shot to the eye with a baseball, Jones was watching video of Angels pitchers and expected to play. He ended up going to the hospital for a CT scan shortly thereafter, however, and missed the game. The tests were all negative for serious injury and Jones should be in the lineup today. And he'll probably get three hits.<p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://mlb.fanhouse.com/2008/06/14/it-takes-a-baseball-to-the-face-to-stop-chipper-jones-from-getti/">It Takes a Baseball to the Face to Stop Chipper Jones From Getting Hits</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://mlb.fanhouse.com">MLB FanHouse</a> on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 13:05:00 EST .  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.</p><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://mlb.fanhouse.com/2008/06/14/it-takes-a-baseball-to-the-face-to-stop-chipper-jones-from-getti/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://mlb.fanhouse.com/forward/1225620/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.technorati.com/cosmos/search.html?rank=&amp;fc=1&amp;url=http://mlb.fanhouse.com/2008/06/14/it-takes-a-baseball-to-the-face-to-stop-chipper-jones-from-getti/" title="Linking Blogs">Linking&nbsp;Blogs</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://mlb.fanhouse.com/2008/06/14/it-takes-a-baseball-to-the-face-to-stop-chipper-jones-from-getti/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>Chipper Jones</category><category>ChipperJones</category><dc:creator>Josh Alper</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 14 Jun 2008 13:05:00 EST </pubDate></item><item><title>The Plunking of Alfonso Soriano Was Accidental</title><link>http://mlb.fanhouse.com/2008/06/13/the-plunking-of-alfonso-soriano-was-accidental/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://mlb.fanhouse.com/2008/06/13/the-plunking-of-alfonso-soriano-was-accidental/</guid><comments>http://mlb.fanhouse.com/2008/06/13/the-plunking-of-alfonso-soriano-was-accidental/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://mlb.fanhouse.com/category/atlanta/" rel="tag">Atlanta</a>, <a href="http://mlb.fanhouse.com/category/chicago/" rel="tag">Chicago</a>, <a href="http://mlb.fanhouse.com/category/braves/" rel="tag">Braves</a>, <a href="http://mlb.fanhouse.com/category/cubs/" rel="tag">Cubs</a>, <a href="http://mlb.fanhouse.com/category/mlb-fans/" rel="tag">MLB Fans</a>, <a href="http://mlb.fanhouse.com/category/mlb-injuries/" rel="tag">MLB Injuries</a>, <a href="http://mlb.fanhouse.com/category/mlb-rumors/" rel="tag">MLB Rumors</a></p><img vspace="4" hspace="4" border="1" align="right" alt=""  src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.fanhouse.com/media/2008/06/soriano-on-the-ground.jpg" /><a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/tag/JeffBennett/">Jeff Bennett</a> and <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/tag/BrianMcCann/">Brian McCann</a> swear they <a href="http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20080612&amp;content_id=2898854&amp;vkey=news_atl&amp;fext=.jsp&amp;c_id=atl&amp;partnerId=rss_atl">didn't mean</a> to hit <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/tag/AlfonsoSoriano/">Alfonso Soriano</a> in the face/hand during the second game of the Braves - Cubs series. Although, after getting the full-on broom treatment in Chicago and McCann getting beaned as well, it would not be surprising to hear them change their tone a little bit.<br /><blockquote>'Obviously we weren't trying to hit Soriano,' McCann said. 'But if they felt like they needed to get back, then we're even now and it's over.'<br /></blockquote>Bennett was shockingly confident too (basically saying he had Soriano K-balled).<br /><blockquote>'That's the last thing I wanted to do with a guy on second and with two strikes,' Bennett said. 'I mean, you've got him struck out. He always stands over the plate and dives over it a little bit. If you look over his [scouting report], he'll swing at that high fastball. That's what I wanted to do. It didn't work out that way.'<br /></blockquote>What he fails to mention is that he was all over the place all evening; as long as you can classify "all evening" as "hanging around long enough to cough up seven runs in two innings". In other words, it's hard to even remotely classify this as intentional.<br /><br />The interesting thing is that it feels like the Braves and Cubs are developing a little bit of bad blood (I don't want to use rivalry, lest the in-House Blue Bleeders point out the one-sidedness of it) between the two teams. Or perhaps a tough fought sweep combined with 100 years of frustration are just blending together.<blockquote></blockquote><p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://mlb.fanhouse.com/2008/06/13/the-plunking-of-alfonso-soriano-was-accidental/">The Plunking of Alfonso Soriano Was Accidental</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://mlb.fanhouse.com">MLB FanHouse</a> on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 09:30:00 EST .  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<div align="left"><br /><em>Baseball is America's pastime, but had our forefathers enjoyed the modern conveniences of clocks, ball pumps, or haste, this pastime may well have been basketball or football. Instead, they had wood, leather, and a rudderless disposition. <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/tag/BaseballisBoring/">Baseball is Boring</a> is a series of live blogs for folks who need irony and self-awareness to get through a game.</em><br /><br />Today the <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/tag/ChicagoCubs/">Chicago Cubs</a>, fresh off the <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/2008/06/11/alfonso-soriano-could-miss-up-to-six-weeks/">incapacitation</a> of <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/tag/AlfonsoSoriano/">Alfonso Soriano</a> (baseball's answer to Willis Reed), place their hopes in their ace, <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/tag/CarlosZambrano/">Carlos Zambrano</a> (baseball's answer to Willis Reed). Zambrano is a man who can yell and chew gum at the same time, and I doubt he'll let the loss of Soriano distract him from posting a solid outing.<br /><br />The <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/tag/Braves/">Braves</a> respond by trotting out northpaw <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/tag/TimHudson/">Tim Hudson</a> (baseball's answer to Willis Reed), the closest resemblance of a sure thing that Atlanta's rotation can presently muster. With any luck, we may even see day-to-day legend <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/tag/ChipperJones/">Chipper Jones</a> (baseball's answer to Willis Reed) make a plate appearance.<br /><br />Braves-Cubs, from the friendly confines of Willis Reed, after the jump.<br /><br /></div>
</div><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />THE ESSENTIALS</span><br />The Braves (32-34) start <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/tag/TimHudson/">Tim Hudson</a> (7-4, 2.86 ERA).<br />The Cubs (42-24) start <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/tag/CarlosZambrano/">Carlos Zambrano</a> (8-2, 3.01 ERA).<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">ANALYSIS</span><br />God, it's great to be alive.<br />Takes the skin right off my hide<br />To think I'll have to give it all up someday.<br /><br />And if I ever treated you mean,<br />You know that it was only because<br />I'm sorry i couldn't have you for my own.<br /><br />I'll be true to you.<br />Oh yeah, you know I will.<br />I'll be true to you forever or until<br />I go home.<br /><br /><em>- "To Go Home", M. Ward</em><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">PREDICTION</span><br />Cubs over Braves, 5-1.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">QUICK NOTE ABOUT THIS LIVE BLOG</span><br />From here forth, my banal and worthless commentary can be read in the box below. It updates much like a one-way instant messenger conversation does, which means you do not need to keep refreshing the page. Feel free to comment in the box at the bottom -- if your sentiment is funny or poorly-informed enough, I may just post it in the blog. Enjoy!<br /><br /><iframe height="550" frameborder="0" width="470" scrolling="no" src="http://www.coveritlive.com/index2.php?option=com_altcaster&amp;task=viewaltcast&amp;altcast_code=9072df5799&amp;height=550&amp;width=470"></iframe><p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://mlb.fanhouse.com/2008/06/12/baseball-is-boring-braves-cubs-live-blog/">Baseball Is Boring: Braves-Cubs Live Blog</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://mlb.fanhouse.com">MLB FanHouse</a> on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 14:17:00 EST .  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Smoltz had <a href="http://www.ajc.com/services/content/sports/braves/stories/2008/06/10/smoltzburst_0610.html?cxtype=rss&amp;cxsvc=7&amp;cxcat=21">shoulder surgery yesterday</a> while on vaca with <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/tag/DrJamesAndrews/">Dr. James Andrews</a> and it appears there is significant damage to his labrum. <br /><blockquote>'You rarely find a pitcher of John's experience level and age that doesn't have some sort of labrum issue,' general manager <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/tag/FrankWren/">Frank Wren</a> said Tuesday evening. 'It was pretty significant, what they found with his labrum.<br /><br />'At this point they don't know what the prognosis is until he starts trying to throw and rehab in the next few months.'<br /><br />Smoltz remained at the Andrews Clinic in Birmingham on Tuesday night. He had yet to consult with Dr. James Andrews, who performed the operation, nor Wren. The pitcher is expected to return to Atlanta late Wednesday afternoon.<br /></blockquote>The Braves were muffled and vague enough where this legitimately sounds like it could be the end of John Smoltz' career. Wren mentioned the unknowns of course and the fact that Smoltz wanted to return but pointed out that <span class="template"><span class="body">"based on the surgery, we just don't know."<br /><br />Which means that until they know for certain what his status is -- and with someone like Smoltz you can imagine it would be after the start of the 2009 season before he actually makes a definite call -- the Braves will not make an official statement. So get ready for a Summer of Unknown if you're a Braves/Smoltz fan. It's like Summer of George but with less soda in the fridge.</span></span><p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://mlb.fanhouse.com/2008/06/11/smoltz-has-shoulder-surgery-and-there-are-lots-of-unknowns/">Smoltz Has Shoulder Surgery and There Are 'Lots of Unknowns'</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://mlb.fanhouse.com">MLB FanHouse</a> on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 10:20:00 EST .  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If they had even a minute ability to play away from Turner Field, they would be all up on the Phillies' heels. Instead, well, you know the story.<br /><br />And since Britney Spears has decided to ease back on the double dose of Crazy and step out of the limelight, the world's psychologists have a little free time on their hands. And they appear, according to the <em>AJC</em>, interested in <a href="http://www.ajc.com/services/content/sports/braves/stories/2008/06/09/bravesroad_0610.html?cxtype=rss&amp;cxsvc=7&amp;cxcat=21">solving the Braves problems</a>. <br /><blockquote>There may actually be a psychological term for these road woes.<br /><br />"I want to call it a 'Sports Travel Sub-Culture Shock,'" suggested Michael Brein, aka "The Travel Psychologist." Social psychologist Brein sees some parallels between visitors to unfamiliar cultures and traveling athletes encountering big, fuzzy, noogie-dispensing mascots and mother-insulting fans.<br /><br />"In a mini, subtle, way, they're sort of going through all the facets of culture shock, which is affecting their play." </blockquote>I'm buying into the fact -- based simply on the record and the sustained struggles -- that the Braves are a little inside their own heads when it comes to road games. It shouldn't matter, but sometimes it does. As for a sub-culture shock, well, maybe. As long as we're talking about the various differences in the particular parks and not the Braves freaking out because they ended up in Philadelphia. <br /><br />Even then, it seems a little farfetched to really pin some sort of "culture shock" on the Braves struggles. Ripping off a run of three games away from Turner and I guarantee you that culture shock bidness won't be talked about again.<p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://mlb.fanhouse.com/2008/06/09/serious-medical-people-attempt-to-explain-braves-2008-road-woes/">Serious Medical People Attempt to Explain Braves' 2008 Road Woes</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://mlb.fanhouse.com">MLB FanHouse</a> on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 18:30:00 EST .  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That may seem sentimental or far fetched, considering how rarely it actually happens these days, but it seems I may be reasonably accurate in that statement.<br /><br />He has been raking this year, and despite his age, he appears to want to keep going for at least another five or so, all of which will <a href="http://www.ajc.com/blogs/content/shared-blogs/ajc/braves/entries/2008/06/05/how_long_will_c.html?cxntfid=blogs_braves">hopefully be</a> in a Braves uniform.<br /><blockquote>'I don't think there's any reason I can't play through 40,' he said, 'long as I don't let my body go - which is not going to happen. I'm too active year-round to let my body go.<br /><br />'My desire to stick around and play four, five, six more years is strong. I want to accomplish some things here, put up some numbers here as long as the Braves want me. I can't see going someplace else just to accumulate numbers.' </blockquote> Any Braves' homerism aside, that's always a great statement to hear. The majority of athletes will not actually say anything like this, although I do realize that more athletes are loyal to certain teams than we give them credit for. Chipper with the Braves is one of these examples. <br /><br />While he does not specifically mention money here, he would probably be willing to take a pay cut. However, unless his production severely drops (he's actually due for a <em>raise</em> this year) then the Braves should just keep compensating him fairly to make sure he sticks around.<p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://mlb.fanhouse.com/2008/06/09/chipper-jones-wants-to-play-past-40-and-remain-a-brave/">Chipper Jones Wants to Play Past 40 and Remain a Brave</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://mlb.fanhouse.com">MLB FanHouse</a> on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 11:45:00 EST .  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Watch as he, like <a href="http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/blancos-running-start/">FanGraph's Eric Seidman points out</a>, does his best Happy Gilmore impersonation.<br /><br /><object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" width="390" height="320" id="Redlasso"><param name="movie" value="http://media.redlasso.com/xdrive/WEB/vidplayer_1b/redlasso_player_b1b_deploy.swf" /><param name="flashvars" value="embedId=8921d731-cb7a-427c-8046-b067e1c3d4e6" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><embed src="http://media.redlasso.com/xdrive/WEB/vidplayer_1b/redlasso_player_b1b_deploy.swf" flashvars="embedId=8921d731-cb7a-427c-8046-b067e1c3d4e6" width="390" height="320" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="always" allowFullScreen="true" name="Redlasso"></embed></object><br /><br />The price is wrong, Gregor.<p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://mlb.fanhouse.com/2008/06/08/gregor-blanco-has-some-funky-footwork/">Gregor Blanco Has Some Funky Footwork</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://mlb.fanhouse.com">MLB FanHouse</a> on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 19:00:00 EST .  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.</p><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://mlb.fanhouse.com/2008/06/08/gregor-blanco-has-some-funky-footwork/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://mlb.fanhouse.com/forward/1219256/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.technorati.com/cosmos/search.html?rank=&amp;fc=1&amp;url=http://mlb.fanhouse.com/2008/06/08/gregor-blanco-has-some-funky-footwork/" title="Linking Blogs">Linking&nbsp;Blogs</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://mlb.fanhouse.com/2008/06/08/gregor-blanco-has-some-funky-footwork/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><dc:creator>Will Brinson</dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 08 Jun 2008 19:00:00 EST </pubDate></item><item><title>On Deck: Angelic</title><link>http://mlb.fanhouse.com/2008/06/07/on-deck-angelic/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://mlb.fanhouse.com/2008/06/07/on-deck-angelic/</guid><comments>http://mlb.fanhouse.com/2008/06/07/on-deck-angelic/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://mlb.fanhouse.com/category/atlanta/" rel="tag">Atlanta</a>, <a href="http://mlb.fanhouse.com/category/dallas/" rel="tag">Dallas</a>, <a href="http://mlb.fanhouse.com/category/los-angeles/" rel="tag">Los Angeles</a>, <a href="http://mlb.fanhouse.com/category/oakland/" rel="tag">Oakland</a>, <a href="http://mlb.fanhouse.com/category/philadelphia/" rel="tag">Philadelphia</a>, <a href="http://mlb.fanhouse.com/category/rays/" rel="tag">Rays</a>, <a href="http://mlb.fanhouse.com/category/angels/" rel="tag">Angels</a>, <a href="http://mlb.fanhouse.com/category/athletics/" rel="tag">Athletics</a>, <a href="http://mlb.fanhouse.com/category/tex-rangers/" rel="tag">Rangers</a>, <a href="http://mlb.fanhouse.com/category/braves/" rel="tag">Braves</a>, <a href="http://mlb.fanhouse.com/category/phillies/" rel="tag">Phillies</a>, <a href="http://mlb.fanhouse.com/category/anaheim/" rel="tag">Anaheim</a>, <a href="http://mlb.fanhouse.com/category/tampa-bay/" rel="tag">Tampa Bay</a></p><img alt="" hspace="4" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.fanhouse.com/media/2008/06/vladimir-guerrero-jc-425.jpg" vspace="4" border="1" /><br /><br /><em><a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/tag/OnDeck/">On Deck</a> is FanHouse's look at the day's most intriguing baseball matchups.</em><br /><br /><strong>Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim (38-24) at Oakland Athletics (33-28) - 9:05 PM ET<br /><br /></strong>Not that your L.A. Angels of A. were in any real trouble anyway with <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/tag/VladimirGuerrero/">Vladimir Guerrero</a> and <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/tag/ScotShields/">Scot Shields</a> suffering <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/2008/06/04/the-angels-are-dropping-like-flies/">nagging injuries</a>. But even through that, the Angels have won their last six games, and did so with Guerrero back in the lineup last night (Shields seems to be <a href="http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20080606&amp;content_id=2854117&amp;vkey=news_mlb&amp;fext=.jsp&amp;c_id=mlb">on his way back soon</a>) in their <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/mlb-game/20080606/los_angeles-angels-vs-oakland-athletics/280606111?type=boxscore">3-1 win</a> over Oakland, who's now four and a half games back of the Halos in the A.L. West. <br /><br />Oakland's been just as hot, following up a four game losing streak by winning four in a row before last night's loss. But the way the Angels have been going, the swingin' A's had better do some swinging before the Angels make a mockery of this division.<br /><br /><strong>Tampa Bay Rays (36-25) at Texas Rangers (31-32) - 8:05 PM ET</strong><br /><br />The Rays dropped a <a href="http://sports.aol.com/mlb-game/20080606/tampa_bay-rays-vs-texas-rangers/280606113?type=boxscore">12 spot</a> on the Rangers last night, meaning they dramatically dropped the amount of swings and misses that they had in the <a href="http://sports.aol.com/mlb/story/_a/eight-players-suspended-for-brawl/20080606180709990001">previous night's brawl</a> against the Red Sox. The next few games will tell a bit about their character as they shuffle through some suspensions, but they'll be staggered so the Rays aren't going to lose everybody at once. As for the Rangers, they've only lost <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/tag/SidneyPonson/">Sidney Ponson</a>, who was <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/2008/06/07/sidney-ponson-cut-by-the-rangers-for-nebulous-reasons/">designated for assignment</a> for being a <a href="http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20080606&amp;content_id=2853351&amp;vkey=news_mlb&amp;fext=.jsp&amp;c_id=mlb">general pain in the posterior</a>.<br /><br /><strong>Philadelphia Phillies (37-26) at Atlanta Braves (32-30) - 7:10 PM ET</strong><br /><br />Teams that hope to have successful seasons need wins <a href="http://sports.aol.com/mlb-game/20080606/Philadelphia-Phillies-vs-Atlanta-Braves/280606115?type=recap">like the Phillies had last night</a> ... wins where they take advantage of ninth inning errors to tie the game, take the lead in the tenth inning thanks to guys like <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/tag/ShaneVictorino/">Shane Victorino</a>, and then come up with defensive plays that may or may not be made by Victorino where the tying run gets thrown out at the plate by mere inches. Yeah, that's what potential champions do. And the Phillies who are proving themselves to be potential champions, get another crack at the Atlanta Braves tonight.<br /><br />Everyone else:
<ul>
    <li>Royals at Yankees 1:05 ET </li>
    <li>Orioles at Blue Jays 1:07 ET </li>
    <li>Cubs at Dodgers 3:55 ET </li>
    <li>Mariners at Red Sox 3:55 ET </li>
    <li>Indians at Tigers 3:55 ET </li>
    <li>Diamondbacks at Pirates 7:05 ET </li>
    <li>Cardinals at Astros 7:05 ET </li>
    <li>Twins at White Sox 7:05 ET </li>
    <li>Giants at Nationals 7:10 ET </li>
    <li>Reds at Marlins 7:10 ET </li>
    <li>Brewers at Rockies 8:05 ET </li>
    <li>Mets at Padres 10:05 ET </li>
</ul><p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://mlb.fanhouse.com/2008/06/07/on-deck-angelic/">On Deck: Angelic</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://mlb.fanhouse.com">MLB FanHouse</a> on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 10:00:00 EST .  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.</p><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://mlb.fanhouse.com/2008/06/07/on-deck-angelic/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://mlb.fanhouse.com/forward/1218568/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.technorati.com/cosmos/search.html?rank=&amp;fc=1&amp;url=http://mlb.fanhouse.com/2008/06/07/on-deck-angelic/" title="Linking Blogs">Linking&nbsp;Blogs</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://mlb.fanhouse.com/2008/06/07/on-deck-angelic/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>on deck</category><category>OnDeck</category><category>shane victorino</category><category>ShaneVictorino</category><category>vladimir guerrero</category><category>VladimirGuerrero</category><dc:creator>Mullet</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 07 Jun 2008 10:00:00 EST </pubDate></item><item><title>Chipper Jones Hits 400 (Home Runs)</title><link>http://mlb.fanhouse.com/2008/06/06/chipper-jones-hits-400-home-runs/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://mlb.fanhouse.com/2008/06/06/chipper-jones-hits-400-home-runs/</guid><comments>http://mlb.fanhouse.com/2008/06/06/chipper-jones-hits-400-home-runs/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://mlb.fanhouse.com/category/atlanta/" rel="tag">Atlanta</a>, <a href="http://mlb.fanhouse.com/category/braves/" rel="tag">Braves</a>, <a href="http://mlb.fanhouse.com/category/nl-east/" rel="tag">NL East</a>, <a href="http://mlb.fanhouse.com/category/mlb-milestones/" rel="tag">MLB Milestones</a></p><img vspace="4" hspace="4" border="1" align="right" alt=""  src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.fanhouse.com/media/2008/06/chipper-jones.jpg" />For all the talk about <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/tag/ChipperJones/">Chipper Jones</a> possibly hitting at a .400 clip for an entire season (an unlikely possibility despite all the media attention and the way he's playing), it's pretty awesome in a somewhat ironic way that <a href="http://www.ajc.com/services/content/sports/braves/stories/2008/06/05/chipper_0606.html?cxtype=rss&amp;cxsvc=7&amp;cxcat=21">he hit his 400th home run</a> this season, taterjacking a shot of <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/tag/RickyNolasco/">Ricky Nolasco</a> in the sixth inning Thursday night.<br /><br />He is only the third switch hitter in the history of baseball (<a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/tag/EddieMurray/">Eddie Murray</a> and <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/tag/MickeyMantle/">Mickey Mantle</a> being the others) to cross the plateau. <br /><blockquote><span class="template"><span class="body">
<p>'Just an awesome all-around night,' Jones said after becoming the 43rd player in the 400-homer club, doing it in style amidst a four-hit performance that raised his major league-leading batting average to a startling .418.</p>
<p>'I guess I've seen every single one of them,' said Braves manager <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/tag/BobbyCox/">Bobby Cox</a>, the only manager Jones has played for during a 15-year career. 'He's one great player. Four hits tonight with a home run. ...'</p>
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<p>Besides being an understatement by Cox, that first sentence points out just how much Larry means to the Atlanta organization. He was there for the resurgent Braves teams of the 1990's and along with <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/tag/JohnSmoltz/">John Smoltz</a>, remains one of the biggest reasons why the Braves dominated their division for 14 straight years.</p>
<p>One fascinating "statistic" from the <em>AJC</em> is that in his 15 year career for Atlanta, Chipper has taken only two curtain calls the entire time, the first in 1999 and the second tonight. That's pretty indicative of -- beside Jones' approach to the game -- how synonymous he is with Atlanta baseball and how much his place in that lineup may even be taken for granted.<br /></p>
</span></span><span class="template"><span class="body"></span></span><p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://mlb.fanhouse.com/2008/06/06/chipper-jones-hits-400-home-runs/">Chipper Jones Hits 400 (Home Runs)</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://mlb.fanhouse.com">MLB FanHouse</a> on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 04:15:00 EST .  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(CA): When you look at his offensive <a href="http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/events/draft/y2008/reports_popup.jsp?popup=yes&amp;content=skipworth">scouting report</a>, he's got <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/tag/JoeMauer/">Joe Mauer</a> written all over him with his sweet left-handed power stroke. So it's no surprise that when you read <a href="http://baseballanalysts.com/archives/2008/06/2008_draft_day.php">this interview</a> with the <a href="http://www.transworldnews.com/NewsStory.aspx?id=49514&amp;cat=6">2008 Gatorade National Player of the Year</a>, you find out that he patterned his game after Mauer, the former batting champion. Anything close to Joe Mauer and the Marlins will be extremely happy with this pick.<br /><br /><strong>Washington Nationals (9)</strong> <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/tag/AaronCrow/">Aaron Crow</a>, RHP, University of Missouri, Columbia: There weren't a lot of pitchers taken in the first round, which is a bit surprising. Not surprisingly, the Nats took a big power arm at the nine slot in Crow, a guy with good command and great stuff with three <a href="http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/events/draft/y2008/reports_popup.jsp?popup=yes&amp;content=crow">plus pitches</a> at his arsenal. The Nationals did well to grab a starter this good out of college who can possibly make his major league debut this season ... and definitely sooner rather than later.<br /><br /><strong>New York Mets (18)</strong> <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/tag/IkeDavis/">Ike Davis</a>, First Base, Arizona State: With <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/tag/CarlosDelgado/">Carlos Delgado</a> on his last legs, and only <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/tag/MikeCarp/">Mike Carp</a> on the horizon in the Mets' minor league system, the Mets were hoping to take advantage of a <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/draft2008/columns/story?columnist=crasnick_jerry&amp;id=3424881">deep first base class</a> on draft day. They did just that by drafting <a href="http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/events/draft/y2008/reports_popup.jsp?popup=yes&amp;content=davis">Davis</a> (pictured above), the son of former major league reliever <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/tag/RonDavis/">Ron Davis</a>. Ike is hitting .394 with 16 HR's so far with the Sun Devils, and he also pitches for them (4-1, 2.53 ERA as a reliever). So will he wind up replacing Delgado or <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/tag/OliverPerez/">Oliver Perez</a>?<br /><br /><strong>New York Mets (22)</strong> <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/tag/DavidReeseHavens/">David Reese Havens</a>, Shortstop, South Carolina: Havens is an interesting pick, and not just because most call him Reese while MLB.com calls him David. Havens has been primarily a shortstop in college, but with <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/tag/JoseReyes/">Jose Reyes</a> blocking his path he will assuredly switch positions. Scouting reports say he would have to <a href="http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/events/draft/y2008/reports_popup.jsp?popup=yes&amp;content=havens">move to third</a> anyway because of a lack of range, but with <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/tag/DavidWright/">David Wright</a> over there, the Mets might want to see what he can do <a href="http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20080605&amp;content_id=2845397&amp;vkey=draft2008&amp;fext=.jsp">as a catcher</a>, where the Mets are lacking in top level prospects. Scouts like his batting eye, which seemed <a href="http://www.thebaseballcube.com/players/H/reese-havens.shtml">better in his freshman year</a> at USC than it did as a sophomore, but his summer season in the Cape Cod league where he <a href="http://gamecocksonline.cstv.com/sports/m-basebl/mtt/havens_reese00.html">hit .315</a> solidified him as a legitimate hitting prospect (though some have noticed that Havens struggles with <a href="http://www.baseballprospectus.com/article.php?articleid=6429">high velocity pitches</a>.)<br /><br /><strong>Philadelphia Phillies (24)</strong> <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/tag/AnthonyHewitt/">Anthony Hewitt</a>, Shortstop, Salisbury School (CT): They call him "<a href="http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/events/draft/y2008/reports_popup.jsp?popup=yes&amp;content=hewitt">toolsy</a>", and the Phillies should know a thing or two about <a href="http://www.jimmyrollins.com/">toolsy shortstops</a>. But just like Havens, scouts foresee a change in position in Hewitt's future as they see him as more like a center fielder. This is a risky pick for Philly and not only because the terms "raw" and "upside" are being thrown around. Hewitt has a "<a href="http://vanderbilt.rivals.com/viewprospect.asp?pr_key=71347&amp;sport=3">solid verbal</a>" commitment to Vanderbilt. And considering the university has recently boasted 2007 No. 1 draft pick <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/tag/DavidPrice/">David Price</a> and 2008 No. 2 draft pick <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/tag/PedroAlvarez/">Pedro Alvarez</a>, maybe Hewitt will decide a stay at Vandy is best for his long term career prospects.<br /><br />The Atlanta Braves gave up their first round pick to the Mets for signing Tom Glavine as a free agent. Atlanta's first pick was 40, <a href="http://atlanta.braves.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20080605&amp;content_id=2845467&amp;vkey=news_atl&amp;fext=.jsp&amp;c_id=atl">which they used</a> to select lefty pitcher <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/tag/BrettDeVall/">Brett DeVall</a> from Niceville High School in Florida.<p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://mlb.fanhouse.com/2008/06/05/meet-the-nl-east-draft-picks/">Meet the NL East Draft Picks</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://mlb.fanhouse.com">MLB FanHouse</a> on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 23:30:00 EST .  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