J.C. Romero can't seem to catch a break. He spends a Manny-esque
50 games banned from baseball for violating the substance abuse policy even though he was following the rules, and nobody
really knew what was going on, so they just suspended him anyway. Then he gets accused of
physically assaulting a man for making disparaging remarks about said suspension after a Phillies/Rays game on Thursday. The fan, "Robert Eaton," claims that he was tossed around after asking Romero to get him some juice. That's always happening to me, too. My Mom is so mean!
Romero never got the man the juice, and now he's probably going to pay for it by getting suspended again. That's called an assumption, folks, we here at The Internet™ are great at those. One thing we're not good at is accurate reporting, so I will stop here and inform you that the transcript from that night's events has been logged and reported here for posterity. Form your own opinions. Personally, I think J.C. Romero should've gotten the Alabama Jam.
Said transcript is after the jump.